Quotes By Archie

True love conquers all! Just make sure its love and not an emotional or physical itch you are getting scratched to the detriment of your real life.

Never doubt yourself, when you do so does everyone else.

When in focus the smallest things are often the most beautiful

When in doubt, do what everyone else is doing....run around in an aimless fashion trying to look busy.

Science is a lie made up by people trying to explain God.

Innocence attracts evil like flies to honey, we should spend our time defending it with love.

When in doubt Guess

A thornless rose would have no character

Few people understand that happiness is the only true benchmark of success.

War does not just kill the enemy (who knows who that really is anyway!) it kills a piece of each combatant with every shot fired

When presented with two paths it is amazing how we always end up of the hard one.

A single toy to a poor child means more than a mountain of gold to a rich man

A man who has every thing has less than the poorest beggar if he has not got his health

Imagine the world and all its sad stories, then remember how little you have to be depressed about.

Despair is always closest to those who will not see the light

No one knows better than I do (other than my wife)

Suicide is often spoken of, seldom done and always regretted

Physical beauty often hides an ugly soul

Teenagers and wives are always right even when it is obvious that they are not.

If you help a lazy fool do not expect gratitude, if you stop helping a lazy fool; dont worry their is always some one else who will fall for the same story.

Poverty always smells the same.......BAD

It only takes one idiot to spoil a day and one smile to make one better.

It is easier to spend money on good friends than time

No one acts more innocent than a person who has done something wrong

An empty wallet is better than a heart full of sorrow